so as it was written, so it shall be done
yesterday I wrote that I planned to polish the burke chair base. today I did it.
a boy will be born unto you. he will eat in massive quantities and produce great volumes (in audible tones and diaper deposits).
joyous shall he be. until he completes the task of eight hours continuous sleep, crankiness will be bestowed upon your chambers.
the prophecy has been fulfilled.